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i'm confused as to what i should put in here...but my blog explains me. i like raunchy sex and hard shit. and one direction. and evan peters and american horror story. by the way i go by the name melissa \m/

boner-insurance:

boner-insurance:

um excuse me sir, not to interrupt but, if this keeps going on, you might need me.
dont forget me when you get a crack in ur stack. 

boner-insurance:

boner-insurance:

um excuse me sir, not to interrupt but, if this keeps going on, you might need me.

dont forget me when you get a crack in ur stack. 

catsbeaversandducks:

Don’t Be Sad, Look At These Baby Ducks

If you didn’t already know, baby ducks are pretty much precious little nuggets of joy. They have been clinically proven to cure depression and disease and all other problems because they are perfect.For now we will cure your sadness. In order to do so, you simply have to look at the following pictures of them. It’s an intense journey. Prepare yourself.

All the cuteness via BuzzFeed

allengalang:

so real, yet too young to realize

allengalang:

so real, yet too young to realize

reservationsatdorsiaxo:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

I still can’t get over this.
So accurate its unbelievable 

reservationsatdorsiaxo:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

I still can’t get over this.

So accurate its unbelievable 

gynocologist:

i never stop blogging even when im really upset i just sit there sobbing hitting buttons and reblogging everything

destielicious:

demonicsymphony:

Can we just stop and talk about how dirty this looks?

WE SURE CAN

destielicious:

demonicsymphony:

Can we just stop and talk about how dirty this looks?

WE SURE CAN

swinq:

spaceoid:

Two childhood friends unexpectedly reunite on opposite sides of a demonstration in 1972.
This shits a tear jerker.

holy fuck

swinq:

spaceoid:

Two childhood friends unexpectedly reunite on opposite sides of a demonstration in 1972.

This shits a tear jerker.

holy fuck

drunktrophywife:

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper ID because the ID she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

family-of-poops:

Now That’s What I Call Tumblr

The fucking switzerland one oh my god

kirrrk:

hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i’d like surgery to remove my hand

mirukimoi:

reblog for a chubby cat like this:image

based of your blog (ps, im just gonna do as many i can if this even gets a lot of notes haaha)

negressive:

confusedtree:

jean-ralphio-kirschtein:

searchlight-p:

harrenholler:

queenofmisrule:

there will never be a female doctor, people (or a black one, for that matter, it’s not an african show, after all) so everyone stop complaining and leave Moffat…

highforsthis:

why are nowadays all this 13 year olds getting drunk and having sex. When I was 13, I had my first love there was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody came between us who could ever come above she had me going crazy oh i was starstruck she woke me up daily don’t need no Starbucks.